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Mark Twain Quotes
Explore. Dream. Discover.” Mark Twain educational quotes.
“A good marriage is the union of the two good forgiveness”- Mark Twain funny life quotes.
“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserve it.”
“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants is back the minute itbegins to rains.”
“When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction” – Mark Twain love quotes.
“Why shouldn’t truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction. after all has to make sense.” Mark Twain Quotes from his novels.
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough”- Funny Mark Twain Quotes.
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter”-Mark Twain inspirational quotes on life.
“I do not fear death, I had been dead for billions and billions of years before i was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”
“Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful of your life.” Motivational life quotes by Mark Twain.
“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would rather have talked.”
“You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help.”
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” Inspirational quotes for life by Mark Twain.
“It is curious- curious tha physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.”
“Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection”. Inspirational quotes by Mark Twain.
“Now and then we had the hope that if we lived and were good. God would permit us to be pirates.”
“A Christian is a person who wants to give up great things in a real life, for mediocre things is an an imaginary one, more importantly, they demand you do the same.”
“Will courage you will dare to risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and the wisdom to be humble. courage is the foundation of integrity.”
“Never try to teach a pig to sing, you waste your time, and you annoy the pig” Educational quotes from Mark Twain.
“Kindness is a language which the dead can hear and the blind can see”. Forgiveness quotes by Mark Twain.
“To succeed in life, you need two things ignorance and confidence.” Motivational and success life quotes by Mark Twain.
“Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile.”
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” Educational quotes by Mark Twain.
Mark Twain Quotes On Life
“It is wiser to find out than suppose.”
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.”
“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would rather have talked.”
“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.”
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”
“Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts or happenings. It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever flowing through one’s head.”
“A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.”
“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”
“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”
“Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.”
“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.”
“The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.”
“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
“The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
“Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”
“Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.”
“To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.”
“Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.”
“Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.”
“I can live for two months on a good compliment.”
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
“A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”
“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”
“Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.”
“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
“Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”
“Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.”
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.”
“Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.”
“Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”
“There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.”
“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
“When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.”
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”
“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”
“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”
“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”
“The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.”
“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”
Mark Twain Quotes On India
There was plenty of time, hours and hours of it, and the thing that was to happen would happen–there was no hurrying it.
All human rules are more or less idiotic, I suppose. It is best so, no doubt. The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.
I believe that in India “cold weather” is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
It takes eighty nations, speaking eighty languages, to people her, and they number three hundred millions.
Mark Twain Quotes On Education
“Do not put off till tomorrow what can be put off till day-after-tomorrow just as well.”
“Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.”
“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.”
“Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.”
“Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing the matter with this, except that it ain’t so.”
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
“Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.”
“When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
“Put all your eggs in one basket — and watch that basket!”
“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.”