Top 37 Best Pootie Tang Quotes & Sayings 2023

Pootie Tang Quotes

Pootie will whoop your ass so bad, you could write it off on your taxes! You got, right here: Ass whoopin number one. Ass whoopin number two. Oh, this right here, you can’t write this off, that’s just getting beat up.

We didn’t always know what he was saying, but we always knew what he meant.

“You can’t beat a ho with a belt…they like that shit.” Trucky (J.B. Smoove). This movie is full of a stereotype. This is one of the funnier lines of the movie.

“Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!” Pootie Tang (Lance Crouther). The phrase “Shine your pitty on the runny kine.” can be either a threat to his enemies or smooth talk to the ladies. This quote is smooth talk.

“Dirty Dee is still dirty…because he’s Dirty Dee dammit!” Trucky (J.B. Smoove). Dirty Dee is the evil villain. At one part of the movie, he tries to convince them he is reformed.

Well, what Daddy Tang forgot to tell Pootie was about is only weakness: Hos. Even Pootie Tang’s belt was no match for Irene.

“Biggie Shorty: You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she’s hookin?”

“Trucky: He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it… and got juvinated again. Rejuvenated!”

Pootie Tang: See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?”

“Trucky: It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!”

A: Pootie, do you have any girlfriends at school? B: Aww Mommadee, there’s a sine tibbity in a taxy. She’s a cole tony.

(SMACK!) Don’t you talk dirty to your momma, boy! ”

As long as you’ve got right on your side, you could whoop anyone’s ass with just that belt.

Excuse me! while your working, mark has an announcement to make… HEY!!!! On your knees and let me blow my stack in you… JA-AMES!!! she’s good.. i’ve used her before.

your the bandit and i’m the classroom sher-riff. BANG BANG!!!

there are 4 people in this class.. you, you, you and others!! and theres still one galoo-ooon laughing.

YOUR HOT?!?! i have to wear a tie.. and pa-ants. LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!!”

“”Trucky: You can’t hurt a ho with a belt… they like that ****””

Yeah, he had that affect on people. Especially on the ladies. Not girls. Grown ass women. ”

“Trucky: That was only the second time someone had been mauled to death by a gorilla in that factory in that month!”

“J.B.: Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You’re goin’, “What the hell is this?” and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won’t know what happened to you!”

“Pootie Tang: Dirty Dee, you’re a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!”

“Pootie Tang: Sa da tay!”

”Dirty Dee: Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin’ *bitch*!

Pootie Tang: Ain’t come one, but many tine tanies!”””

“Pootie Tang: Kapa-Chow.”

“Pootie Tang: Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!”

“Pootie Tang: See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?”

“”Pootie Tang: Cole me on the panny sty.

Bob Costas: …I’m sorry. What was that?

Pootie Tang: Cole – Cole me on the panny sty.

Bob Costas: What the hell are you talking about?

Pootie Tang: …Cole me down on the panny sty?

Bob Costas: Oh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!”””

I know I brought you up tough, but that’s because I love you. It’s a tough world out there, Pootie.

You’ve got drugs….crime….gorillas.”

I know you loves the ladies, and lord knows the ladies loves you. Don’t let the ladies come between you and the belt.

ill sa yah pitty on deh runny kind

Ima cry to tha pootsta Ima cry to tha pootsta

POOTIE TOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!! POOTIE TOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pootie Tang: See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?

Biggie Shorty: You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she’s hookin?

Pootie Tang: Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!

Pootie Tang: Sepatown!

Pootie Tang: Dirty Dee, you’re a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!

Trucky: It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!

Pootie Tang: Kapa-Chow.

Pootie Tang: I got to say na nay no.

Trucky: He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it… and got juvinated again. Rejuvenated!

Trucky: You can’t beat a ho with a belt… they like that shit.

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