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What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!The Joker
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.The Joker
Tell your men they work for me now, this is my city!The Joker
It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!The Joker
Let’s put a smile on that face!The Joker
Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things…forever.The Joker
And I thought my jokes were bad.The Joker
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you’re gonna break your one rule.The Joker
Do you want to know why I use a knife? You see, guns are too quick. You can’t savor all of the little…emotions. In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?The Joker
Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.The Joker
I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.The Joker
You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?The Joker
I took gotham’s white knight and I brought ‘im down to our level. Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push.The Joker
If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!The Joker
Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain!The Joker
One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.The Joker
Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.The Joker
They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine — and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it.The Joker
April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!The Joker
Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can’t say we didn’t show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there… in the asylum. Just don’t forget — if it ever gets too tough… there’s always a place for you here.The Joker
And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed gl*ss…The Joker
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The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!The Joker
Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?The Joker
I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.The Joker
The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!The Joker
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.The Joker
Joker Quotes Suicide Squad
No matter how insane you maybe, there is always someone to complete the insanity.
You can’t kill me without becoming like me. I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me – Joker to Batman.
Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you, inside -Joker.
May be we feel empty because we live pieces of us with everything we use to love – Joker.
After everything, I’ve been through I’m still smiling not because am strong, but because I’m crazy. Now that should scare you – Joker
Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.
Don’t talk like you’re one of them, you’re not! To them, you’re just a freak…like me. They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper – Joker.
Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you’re stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.
Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push – Joker.
If you’re good at something, never do it for free – Joker.
I have a method to my madness only I can understand.
If someone just hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason – Joker.
We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realise they were inside us – Joker
Not this my sweet, the death of Batman must be nothing less than a masterpiece – Joker.
My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls – Harley Quin.
Be the type of person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning, the devil says, Aww shit…they’re awake – Joker.
Am not going to kill you, but am going to hurt you really, really bad – Joker.
Smiling sarcastically is another form of saying go f**k yourself – Joker.
All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt – Harley Quinn.
Wait till they get a load of me – Harley Quinn.
Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos – Joker.
I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!
The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.
You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.
So when you find yourself locked into an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in the past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there’s always madness – the emergency exit – Joker.
You just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object – Joker to Batman.
People love to pretend fantasy and reality are separate, distinct, unrelated. Nothing could be further from the truth. They’re entwined.
Find what you love and let it kill you.
Because everything she does comes from within; from some dark impulse. I guess that’s what makes her so thrilling to watch. So dangerous. Even perfect at times, but also so damn destructive – Joker about Harley Quinn.
Am not sick, I’m twisted. Sick makes it sound like there’s a cure – Joker.
Childhood is when you Idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realise that the Joker makes more sense – Joker.
I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome – Joker.