These are some funny friendship quotes and sayings that may remind you of the kind of relationship you have with your closest friends . Check out these hand picked, hilarious friendship quotes. Share them with your best friend.
Funny Friends Quotes
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.-Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’-A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.-Greg Tamblyn
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.-Marlene Dietrich
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.-Unknown
You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.-Unknown
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.-Oprah Winfrey
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.-Sicilian Proverb
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.-Otto von Bismarck
Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’-Cookie Monster
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.-Bernard Meltzer
Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.-W.H. Auden
One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.-Marcelene Cox
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.-Charles Lamb
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.-Clifton Fadiman
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.-Robert Staughton Lynd
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.-Laurence J. Peter
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.-Unknown
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.-Mark Twain
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.-Edwin Arlington Robinson
A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.-Jim Hayes
The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.-Mark Twain
Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.-Margaret Walker
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.-J.K. Rowling
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.-Benjamin Franklin
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.-Jay McInerney
When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.-Alice Duer Miller
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.-Sarah Dessen
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.-Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.-Unknown
I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.-Ann Richards
Short Funny Friends Quotes
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder..Priceless!
I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen.
Best friends don’t let you do stupid things…..alone!
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.
I made my Face book name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
Friends hide a smile and help you up when you fall, but best friends laugh so hard that they fall also.
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.
I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it.
Funny Friends Quotes And Sayings
“When a woman becomes her own best friend, life is easier.”
“Be slow to fall into friendship, but when you are in, continue firm and constant.”
“I get by with a little help from my friends.”
“You have been my friend,” replied Charlotte.
“That in itself is a tremendous thing.”
“That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. “
“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. “
“A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.”
“A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails. “
“Hold a true friend with both your hands.”
“A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.”
“The language of friendship is not words but meanings.”
“Friends are the sailors who guide your rickety boat safely across the dangerous waters of life.”
“Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. “
“Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.”
“It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.”
“True love is finding your soulmate in your best friend”
“That was our friendship: equal parts irritation and cooperation.”
“Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less.”
Funny Friends Quotes For Instagram
LIFE IS TASTELESS WITHOUT THAT ONE ANNOYING FRIEND.
EVERYONE HAS THAT ONE ANNOYING FRIEND, IF YOU DON’T HAVE ONE THEN IT’S PROBABLY YOU.
EVERY TALL GIRL NEEDS A SHORT BEST FRIEND.
WE ALL HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND…
YES, SHE’S ANNOYING BUT I LOVE HER
SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND. YOU BREAK HER HEART; I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE.
GOOD FRIENDS OFFER A SHOULDER WHEN YOU NEED TO CRY. BEST FRIENDS ARE THERE WITH A SHOVEL TO BEAT UP WHO MADE YOU CRY.
NOTHING COMPARES TO THE STOMACH ACHE YOU GET FROM LAUGHING WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS.
FRIENDS MAKE YOU LAUGH TILL YOUR CHEEKS HURT.
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