Top 35 Best Letterkenny Quotes About Life & Love 2023

Best letterkenny quotes

“You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one man couch hockey in the dark.”

“Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne

“If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne

You wanna come to a super soft birthday party? – Letterkenny Quotes

Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen, Shoresy?

3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.

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Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!- Letterkenny Quotes

Daryl: You guys do CrossFit?

Wayne: You can cross fuck off.

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Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’. – Letterkenny Quotes

Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious. – Letterkenny Quotes

Four-leaf clover, make a wish. I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward buddy. – Letterkenny Quotes

“Fuck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” — Reilly

“Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne

“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.”

“Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne

“Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.” — Wayne

“Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone

“We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” — Coach

“If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy

“Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne

“Here’s a poem. Star light, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” — Wayne

“It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.” — Wayne

“I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.” — Wayne

Well there is nothing better than a good fart – Letterkenny Quotes

Jonesy: Fuck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible fuckin ref! – Letterkenny Quotes

Jonesy: Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses. – Letterkenny Quotes

“Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?” — Wayne

“You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne

“Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.” — Katy

“You seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” — Wayne

“It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?”

“Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.”

“You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.”  — Daryl

“You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.”  — Wayne

“Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!”

“…I’m too fat to run.”

“Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.”