We all love to be witty and make some witty comments. So here e is with some of the best witty quotes which will make you laugh and make you wittier than ever.
Short Witty Quotes
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. William Shakespeare
A witty saying proves nothing. Voltaire
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor. Francis Bacon
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. Honore de Balzac
I had a lot of survival jobs. One was for the Witty Ditty singing-telegram company. I was in the red-and-white stripes with the straw boater hat and kazoo. Balloons. Even when you’re sleeping on a friend’s couch, you have to pay some kind of rent. Aaron Sorkin
Your wit makes others witty. Catherine the Great
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss. Robert Orben
My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak up on you and then you listen again, and say: ‘That’s so funny.’ John Prine’s songs have always had this really witty tone. Kacey Musgraves
To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it. Andre Maurois
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. William Congreve
Famous Witty Quotes
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear. James Thurber
Everything deep is also simple and can be reproduced simply as long as its reference to the whole truth is maintained. But what matters is not what is witty but what is true. Albert Schweitzer
Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be wittier, or more eloquent, or more learned, yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves. Thomas Hobbes
People who can’t be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate. George Eliot
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. Jane Austen
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
There is an element of seduction in shoes that doesn’t exist for men. A woman can be sexy, charming, witty, or shy with her shoes. Christian Louboutin
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. Kin Hubbard
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was on stage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley’s very funny, very witty guy, very quick. Joe Rogan
I like quips. I like whiffs of cynicism and I think they can be witty. But I don’t really know where wittiness is constructive. Matthew McConaughey
Witty Quotes On Life
If you fight angry, you make a lot of mistakes, and when you fight a sharp, witty fighter like me, you can’t make mistakes. Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
Conquered people tend to be witty. Saul Bellow
A woman can be sexy, charming, witty, or shy with her shoes. Christian Louboutin
Years and years ago, I did a game based on ‘Hitchhiker’s Guide’ with a company called Infocom, which was a great company. They were doing witty, intelligent, literate games based on text. Douglas Adams
Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also. Alice Walker
Judges ought to be more learned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue. Francis Bacon
I really started to enjoy Instagram more recently because it’s something that shows people what I’m doing and what I’m going through, but it’s so simple. I don’t have to come up with something witty; it’s just a funny photo, and you can be as artistic or as plain Jane as you want. Alex Morgan
Bill Gallagher’s new version of ‘The Prisoner’ is an enthralling commentary on modern culture. It is witty, intelligent, and disturbing. I am very excited to be involved. Ian McKellen
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death… I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals. Emma Thompson
Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another’s wit. Christian Nestell Bovee
Witty Quotes And Sayings
Music has shaped men’s fashion and transposed in a playful and witty manner its riding or military heritage. It is difficult to figure out who leads, but music and fashion are connected genetically. Hedi Slimane
There’s no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature. Richard Brinsley Sheridan
In fact, to gull, a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man. Giacomo Casanova
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. Maurice Sendak
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It’s always lost on them and you’ll find yourself being put back on the plane. Johnny Vegas
Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was dyslexic and had to go to special-ed every day and felt stupid about that and got very witty to defend myself. Dax Shepard
Television has an awful lot to do with the Kennedy mystique and the fact that he’s frozen in people’s minds at the age of 46, and he was handsome and personable and witty and charming. Robert Dallek
You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff. Frank Crane
I say funny stuff in my lyrics to make people laugh, but it’s all in the seriousness of the music. I’m just being witty. Rich Brian
I didn’t even realize I was writing songs – I thought I was just being witty and sarcastic. Halsey
Witty Quotes About Self
You can’t just be crass without being witty. Angry crass is horrible. Ali Wong
The cliches that circulate in the German media about Joachim Sauer are a total fallacy. The fact is that he’s his own man. He’s witty, he’s profound, he can be incredibly funny, and he’s an extremely bright guy. Reinhold Messner
I’m neurotic by nature, but I’m wary of becoming more of a play than a comic – you don’t want people coming to see a man having a breakdown for two hours. I’d prefer them to come to hear my astute and witty observations. Jon Richardson
Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer. Georg C. Lichtenberg
I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the ‘Three Stooges’ were geniuses. They’d have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long. Paula Poundstone
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
In Korean, my lyrics are witty and have twists. But translated into English, it doesn’t come over. I’ve tried writing in English, just for me, but it doesn’t work. I’ve got to know everything about a culture, and I don’t. Psy
The characters can’t be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty. Dylan Moran
I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked. David Bailey
A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man. Cyrano de Bergerac