Best Pineapple Quotes
“Love is like a pineapple, sweet and indefinable.”
He is the very pineapple of politeness.
Maturity is most rapid in the low latitudes, where pineapples and women most do thrive.
A pineapple has pointy defenses, but it’s still sweet. Be a pineapple.
Be a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside.
I lost my heart to the pineapple.
High tides and good vibes.
Tropical state of mind.
Love you to the pineapple and back.
Done adulating- let’s be pineapples
When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.
You have to be a pineapple. You have to have a hundred eyes.
Pineapples have this cute little crown on top of them. They wear it proudly.
“Life is better with palm trees.”
A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.
Let the pineapple guide your heart.
Happiness comes in pineapples.
By the rotten snout, he sniffs the pineapples.
Sun, sand and a pineapple in hand.
When life gives you pineapples, just add rum.
You can’t compare pineapples and coconuts.
The sun cannot drink its favorite pineapple in the field.
The soul wants pineapples in champagne, and the body requires vodka.
The green pineapple never falls from the tree by accident.
Eat the pineapple only when it is ripe.
Eyes like a pineapple ( eyes are everywhere, seeing everything, in all directions )
If you were a fruit you’d be a pineapple.
Immature pineapple is always worse than the mature currants.
Once a pineapple is ripe, it’s very hard to make it a seed again.
Once you taste a pineapple, you’ll never go for any other fruit.
Short Pineapple Quotes
Only the knife knows the heart of a pineapple.
Sometimes a pineapple wishes it was a coconut.
“Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” — Catherine Gaskin
“I may be spiky on the outside, but I’m sweet on the inside.” — Unknown
“In a world full of apples, be a pineapple.” — Unknown
“If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.” — Unknown
“Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable.” — Piet Hein
“A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.” — Unknown
“I pine for you.” — Unknown
“A pineapple has pointy defense, but it’s still sweet.” — Unknown
“You are the pineapple of my eye.” — Unknown
“Be kind and truthful, and life will be fruitful.” — Unknown
“Party like a pineapple.” — Unknown
“Life is sweet.” — Unknown
“You are the piña to my colada.” — Unknown
“Wear a crown like a pineapple.” — Unknown
“Peace, love, and pineapples.” — Unknown
“I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan.” — Sophie Kinsella
“When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.” — Davin Turney
“I will have you know there is probably less pineapple at your average luau than in my system at this moment.” — Qwen Salsbury
Funny Pineapple Quotes
“So, bring me two piña coladas, one for each hand.” — Garth Brooks, “Two Pina Coladas”
“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!” — SpongeBob SquarePants
“Tropic like it’s hot.” — Unknown
“You are one fine-apple.” — Unknown
“Ocean air, salty hair.” — Unknown
“Beach, please.” — Unknown
“I believe summer is a state of mind.” — Unknown
“Dang, you pine.” — Unknown
“Aloha, beaches.” — Unknown
“When life hands you pineapples, make piña coladas.” — Unknown
“Sometimes you just need to chill.” — Unknown
“Stay fresh.” — Unknown
“Work that crown.” — Unknown
“Let me adjust my crown, and get my day started.” — Unknown
“I came along. I wrote a song for you, and all the things you do. And it was called ‘Yellow’.” — Coldplay, “Yellow”
“Always wear your invisible crown.” — Unknown
“Stay golden.” — Unknown
“Passports and pineapples.” — Unknown
“You had me at aloha.” — Unknown
“The pineapple is a symbol of welcome, warmth, friendship, and hospitality.” — Unknown
”Be like a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” – Katherine Gaskin
“When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.” – David Turney
“Love is like a pineapple. Sweet and undefinable.” – Piet Hein
“He is the very pineapple of politeness” – Richard Brinsley Sheridan
“You look like a beautiful, blonde pineapple!” – Doody, to Frenchie in Grease (1978)
“If you sit all day in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That is well documented.” – Karl Pilkington
“Know what I love? All those different textures. The smooth bananas, the stringy pineapple, the crunchy pecans. Nothing like it.” – James Villas, in Hungry for Happiness
For her… I asked a pear to become a pineapple, a pineapple to become a lightbulb, a lightbulb to become the moon, and the moon to become a coin I flipped for her love.” – Nicole Krauss
“Where is it defined that a house must be beige? Any dun colored house would look better if painted pineapple.” – Frances Mayes
“I describe my music as like a mix of juices – a tropicana orange huice and a little bit of off-brand pineapple juice. I guess you could call it generic brand pineapple-wave.” – Mike Tucker
“Be as the pineapple. Have a hundred eyes.” – Unknown, Filipino proverb
“Only the knife knows the heart of a pineapple.” – adapted, from Simone Schwarz-Bart
““(Skit begins with Belarus citizen commenting on their national flag) Stupid National Anthem… look at this flag! Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit!” – Bill Bailey