Have you ever been in a situation where you really needed a naughty quote to comment on anyone’s pic or simply just wanted to show your sense of humor. Here we have some of the best naughty quotes that you would definitely enjoy.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!
I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!
I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
How the English love playing at being naughty boys!
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Let’s play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and I’ll go down on you.
Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
Sorry but the fact you avail about minutes to find out a perfect crush online love test and post the end results to Whatsapp status clearly shows you’re an idiot.
You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
I don’t understand these endless, pointless rivalry jokes between Toyota and Honda. A car is always a car. A truck is always truck. I own a Ford Mustang and proud. You guys are pathetically funny.
The mode I hug my ex girlfriend in park today is certainly going to show the way to my arrest.
I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.
Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.
I hate overly preachy tantalizing on Facebook but those are my thoughts at the moment, they’re free and you didn’t have to read this far if it was real.
A ‘naughty pickle’ is how I’d best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Best Naughty Quotes
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!
I love seeing all these idiots saying things on their Whatsapp statuses like “I am so cute” to the people who are upset.
Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass!
You’ve got bones in your body, want one more?
She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
“Blood rushed to the regions of my body that I associated with naughtiness, and I was powerless to stop it.”
How you do like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
“Whip ‘em out boys. We’ll measure them right here and now.”
I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do – that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.
Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.
Those statistics make me sick. However, I’ve been saying most of this stuff for months. I cut out Face book and replaced it with Whatsapp and I feel so much better.
You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
Could I touch your belly button from the inside?
Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Naughty Quotes And Sayings
“Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
Kids should be naughty and go through that rebellious phase I didn’t have.
Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.
If you’re right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
I am sorry to say but, you’re stupid selfish that looks like Lady Gaga meme is making everyone on whatsapp uncomfortable.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
I’ve never been that cute kid that was forgiven for being naughty.
Nice legs…what time do they open?
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.
Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn’t mean I’m naughty.
“Give me the D. You know you want to.”
Naughty Quotes For Friends
Don’t make friends before understand and don’t break friendship after misunderstanding.
All love that has not friendship for its base is like a mansion built upon the sand.
I’ll lean on you and you lean on me and we’ll be okay.
Even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.
There is no better doctor than a true friend.
Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty.
Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
A friendship that can end never really began.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
A friend is someone who knows all about u and accepts u as u is.
We don’t have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
I don’t have a lot of friends, I just know a lot of people.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Friends are born, not made.
True friendship is a plant of slow growth.
When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.
Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.
A friend loved at all times.
My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down
How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
“In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.”
Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
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