Bojack Horsemen Quotes is one of the most popular animated series that we have watched in recent times. The writers of the show do put a lot of effort into creating the witty characters of the show as well as the dialogues. So here we are with some of the best Bojack Horsemen Quotes, take a look and have fun.
Bojack Horseman Best Quotes
BoJack: “He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be.”
Sextina Aquafina: “I think about my child’s heartbeat and oh, it makes me weep. I hope and pray to God my little fetus has a soul. Because I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole.”
BoJack: “Ow, crap. I hate this. Running is terrible. Everything is the worst.”
Mr. Peanutbutter: “The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning; it’s just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.”
Henry Winkler: “There is no shame in dying for nothing. That’s why most people die.”
BoJack: “You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you’re a horrible person, doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.”
BoJack: I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!
BoJack: “You sleep on my couch and you don’t pay rent. I’ve had tapeworms that are less parasitic. I don’t even remember why I let you stay with me in the first place.”
BoJack: “Man, I really regret buying those muffins and then eating them all on the drive home.”
BoJack: “I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures”
BoJack: “I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.”
BoJack: Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.
Princess Carolyn: “Laura! Clear out my schedule! I have to push a boulder up a hill and then have it roll over me time and time again with no regard for my well-being! “
Princess Carolyn: “That woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t get shit done!”
BoJack: “Same thing that always happens. You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.”
BoJack: “It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day —that’s the hard part. But it does get easier”
Secretariat: “When you get sad you run, straight ahead and you keep running forward no matter what there are people in your life that who are going to try to hold you back, slow you down, but you don’t let them. Don’t you ever stop running, don’t ever look behind you there is nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what’s ahead.”
BoJack: “Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.”
BoJack: “I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”
Fuzzy Whiskers: “I don’t know what to tell you. I’m happy for the first time in my life and I’m not gonna feel bad about it. It takes a long time to realise how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.”
Princess Carolyn: ” BoJack, I’m gonna level with you, honey. This whole you-hating-the-troops thing is not great.”
BoJack: “Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself.”
BoJack: “Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.”
BoJack: “nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside” as he runs his hand over the oven
BoJack: “You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.”
BoJack: “Settle. Because otherwise you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone. And you’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled. One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.”
BoJack: “I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know-how. I don’t know if I can.”
BoJack: “Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life”
BoJack: “Dead on the inside, dead on the outside.”
Mr. Peanutbutter: Everybody deserves to be loved”
BoJack Horseman: “You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me. It’s too late.”
Wanda Pierce: “When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”
BoJack: “I have half a mind…”
BoJack: “I can’t say no to people because I want everyone to like me.”
That voice, the one that tells you you’re stupid, worthless, and ugly… it goes away right? It’s just a dumb teenage girl thing, but… then it goes away?”, “Yeah”
BoJack: “I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”
Todd Chavez: “Things don’t become traditions because they’re good, BoJack, they become good because they’re traditions.”
BoJack: “It’s made up by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets. It’s like the happiness or the Munich Olympics, it doesn’t exist in the real world”
BoJack: “We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.”
BoJack: “He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.”
Mr. Peanutbutter: “Crack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.”
BoJack: “your girlfriend has a stripper name”
BoJack: “Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make. I’m sorry I got you fired, I’m sorry I never called you after.”
Diane Nguyen: “It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day. I can’t keep asking myself ‘Am I happy? ‘ It just makes me more miserable. I don’t know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows? I don’t think they exist.”
BoJack: “Everyone loves you, but no one likes you” “It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters” “Don’t be Sad Good Horsey” “Everybody deserves to be loved” “Dead on the inside, dead on the outside.” “I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE LIVE” “I WANNA BE YOUR BO- FRIEND”